Jesus Forgives Jane Fonda:
Can I Do Anything Less?

By Jim Berlin

Reacting to a veteran’s Facebook call for a boycott of the movie “The Butler” – in which Jane Fonda portrays Nancy Reagan – the actress advised those who still hold a grudge against her to “get a life.”

Fonda remains proud of her anti-Vietnam War activities, but has apologized several times over for the infamous 1972 photo of her sitting behind an enemy anti-aircraft gun in Hanoi. She explained she was exhausted at the time and was cleverly manipulated by her hosts.

She was exhausted because she had spent the previous two weeks in North Vietnam on a propaganda tour, which included 10 radio broadcasts slamming America and the U.S. military.

She was well-rested a year later, however, when she denied claims from returning American POWs that they had been routinely tortured while in captivity. It didn’t happen, she said: They were “hypocrites and liars…military careerists and professional killers.”

The anti-aircraft gun photo – which is all Jane has ever apologized for – was only the icing on the devil’s food cake.

But there is this dilemma: Jane Fonda became a

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born-again Christian in 1998, which has thrown many of her detractors into a moral dither. Jesus forgives his followers all of their sins, so how can her fellow Christians – myself included — do anything less?

I have never watched any film in which Jane Fonda appears and never will. But when we meet one day in paradise, I vow not to call her what rhymes with rich. I shall march right up to her, throw my arms open wide, and say in all sincerity:

“Welcome to heaven, you b-b-b-b…beautiful soul.

3 thoughts on “Jesus Forgives Jane Fonda:
Can I Do Anything Less?

  1. You are more forgiving than I am. She belongs in prison…at best! She should’ve been treated like the traitor she was in wartime.

  2. I think she’s guilty of treasonous behavior in her youth, but Christians should forgive her. There are those in power right now who are doing far more damage to this Country than she did. We should be up in arms about the current traitors.

  3. “Jesus Forgives Jane Fonda?!?!?” And, just exactly how did those who swallow this uber-wealthy Hollywood excrement find out about this divine exculpatory remission of sin? Do they have some sort of spiritual line of ethereal communication that “the lawd” uses to impart his omnipotent wisdom exclusively unto them? Probably not; they are bottom-feeders who voted for the current nobel-peace-prize winner (deliberately uncapped) who has used his hard-won inexperience and rank stupidity to plunge the mid-east into murderous chaos.
    Yeah, Jesus forgives Jane Fonda. Don’t these people realize that, in their final moments, Hitler, Stalin, Mao, Pol Pot, Idi Amin, Che Guevara, and Lilian Hellman all made last-gasp entreaties to the “lawd?” Why, everyone knows they did. After all, the “lawd” told the excusers that he did! Get psychiatric help…..NOW! You need it.

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