Why Joe Biden Believes
He Could be President

By Jim Berlin

There may be no wider gulf on Earth than the distance between our own self-image and how the rest of the world actually views us.

In its crudest form we see it at the Walmart when a woman of grotesque proportions dresses scantily in order to strut her stuff. As she waddles and wheezes past the other shoppers she confuses their giggles and groans for gasps of wonder and envy.

“They are in awe of my dynamite bod,” she thinks. “By gawd, I’ve still got it!”

Which brings us to Joe Biden. The vice president has made it clear in recent weeks he is seriously considering running for president in 2016. That’s president of the United States. Of America.

The human capacity for self-delusion increases exponentially when the human is a powerful politician. As a U.S. senator and now a second-term vice president, Biden has been treated with exaggerated deference wherever he goes.

The partisan applause is extended and enthusiastic, lame one-liners demand raucous laughter, weak jabs at the opposition are declared worthy of Thomas Paine.

And like the deluded Walmart lady, Joe thinks, “By gawd, they love me so. I could be president of these United States.”

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Dispassionate outsiders would tell Joe it simply isn’t so. While there is true affection for the man among political friends and enemies alike, there is also an intuitive certainty that he isn’t up to the task.

In short, Mr. Biden simply isn’t smart enough to be president. His is not the face we want out there in the world representing everything the country stands for.

But Joe will probably run. He will waddle and wheeze his scantily-clad brain down the aisle and strut his stuff. And when it’s over all too soon he’ll wonder what the heck went wrong.

There may be no wider gulf on Earth…

4 thoughts on “Why Joe Biden Believes
He Could be President

  1. He would be, probably, the second stupidest president ever. G.W. Bush will always hold first place in the stupid department.

  2. “Stupidest” isn’t a word.
    Words ending in -id use more and most instead of -er and -est. (However, if you had called Obama the stupidest, I probably wouldn’t have bothered to correct you).

    Jim, I LOVE the picture you chose of Biden. He looks like he’s soliciting an expected approval. Too funny.

  3. I have to admit, George probably thinks Mensa is a Jewish dessert. As for the use of “stupidest”…every word has to be invented at some point in time, and this is as good a time as any to coin stupidest. I would not want to try to say it five times in a row real fast, however. Thanks to all for weighing in.

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